The Lombardi
Trophy Winning Performances "Silence of The Rams"
and Tom Brady and the Homeland Defense in "On
the
Trail of The Carolina Panthers. Now Available The
New "LP": "Beat
The Eagles" Welcome to JM1's
shameless New England Patriots Ballwashing Page!
We were on
a cruise ship, watching the "snowbowl" and in
Key West Florida (Scroll
to the bottom of the page to read the Football stuff)
for the AFC Championship game - all the local coverage we
missed, made up for only with vapid USA Today coverage.
I've now watched
the NFL Films DVD several times, and each time I watch Adam
Vinatieri's kick, I still get goose bumps.
Harkening back
to the old film of the New York Giants winning the National
League pennant: "And...it...is...GOOD!
It's good! It's good! Adam Vinatieri booms a
48-yard field goal and the game is over and the Patriots
are Superbowl Champions! The Patriots are Superbowl
Champions! The best team in the National Football
League!"
"New England,
you have the best football team in the world right now."
Some
P redictions
on Superbowl XXXVI:
"This
baby has rip job written all over it. The Rams are
a 14-point favorite and might as well be favored by 40.
So how do the Rams NOT win this track meet by many many
touchdowns? Easy answer. There is no way, or
at least not by any calculations I've seen."
"I've
worked the French Quarter like a 1950's gumshoe searching
for a clue in an unpreventable crime. I've asked around
in Cajun joints and hurricane bars, bead stores and voodoo
shops. Anyone know any way the Patriots can beat the
Rams? I don't have a clue. A Super Bowl week
of burning the midnight oil has made me feel even more confident
in my original prediction:
St. Louis 40-17."
"The Super
Bowl might be over before the first Budweiser frog croaks.
My final score forecast: Rams 107, Patriots 7.
If you're going to make a bold prediction, make a bold prediction.
Now, if we could only get some boldness into the AFC side
of he equation by kickoff. Tuning into the Super Bowl
and finding out the Patriots are playing is like tuning
into Jay Leno and finding out that one of the guests is
Richard Simmons."
"Everything
in life should be this easy. Losing love handles,
mastering the stock market, getting kids to clean their
rooms. This is the easiest call since Germany-France.
It's the St. Louis Rams in a walk. Rams in a laugher.
The funniest thing since "Glitter." You'd
better hope those commercials are clever. Better be
enamored by overproduced halftime shows. ecause it'll
be over before Bono warms up. New England is about
to close in on Buffalo in Super Bowl infamy. This
is the Patriots third visit to the Super Bowl, and we smell
consistency. They lost their first two games, 46-10
and 35-21."
